Thursday, September 20, 2007

10 reasons why matrix reloaded is a flop - The Matrix Reloaded Reviews

1 Long baffling dialogues. Conversations between Neo and the 'french guy', Architect and Oracle were long-winded and hard to follow. 2 Long, sanitised, boring fight scenes. Neo can simply will bullets to stop and fall to the ground - so why bother fight 5 henchmen for 10 minutes?! 3 Neo vs 100 Agent Smiths for 15 minutes. Boring! Did it have to go for that long? 4 Underground 'cave rave' scene. Why would a high-tech underworld society dress and carry on like a tribe of african nomads?? 5 The remainder of mankind in Zion is white and black - no asians? No indians? Odd, its as if the creators of this film wanted a politically correct look and went too far. 6 Link is miscast. A wisecracking muscly black guy who supposedly can pilot something and understand the Matrix? He strikes me as a gym junky - not a guy who did loads of advanced maths in school... 7 Neo + Trinity romance seems *sooo* tacked on and fake. They dont carry on like lovers, they carry on like robots and the sex scene seemed out of place in this movie. 8 Architect was miscast. I mean the 65yo guy dresses and acts like a retired banker or English professor - not some genius who created the Matrix. Geniuses (sp) are usually eccentric right??? 9 Link's Superman wisecrack and Neo's Superman-style rescue - sorry, i didnt like it, i dont want my attention diverted to other movies during a movie. 10 Computer graphics - did they drive the story or did the story drive them??? Think about it...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

bullshit matrix reloaded is a masterpiece, just go fuck yourself